psychodollz @ 2006-01-22T10: 56:00
Gomen that I can sign so late! * drip *
So, Happy New Year later (such as that now sounds * * roll).
The one and only: Behave COURSE
etiquette course (Introduction)
Many young people today are just way too jaded. Especially seniors, are outraged and upset, because: Where is because here order, discipline and kindness? I'm so nice and tell you: On the track, yes! Therefore I have devised a new etiquette program that can be executed by any parent or guardian and torturer and is easy to handle.
Sincerely
Psycho-Hamster
etiquette course (part 1): How do I behave in terms of silverware?
Step 1: Ask your (un) voluntary test subject, he / she intends to do normally with a fork.
Step 2: Tell him / her that -No matter what else he does, his attitude is completely wrong. Older are always right. Underline the statement depending on your mood.
Step 3: Demo galleys using a sketch, why forks are not to use for tattooing or piercing to (see: Anatomy of a fork * Annex *)
Step 4: Serve the food. Show your model copy of inhumanity, how piekst food on a fork. If he / she does not follow: Put the test object simply on the quiet steps (see objects and instruments of torture to Umfunktion * Annex *)
Step 5: Allow the mad knife-free.
Step 6: Collect the remaining remnants of one of your test object. Disposal of household waste or turbine.
Congratulations, you have part completed a successful!
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